This is one of my favourite days of the year.
Not only do I get to draw cocks discretely on the third page of everyone’s notebooks, but it’s applauded!
Don’t worry, I did think of better stuff than that, but so did these people:
…turns to text in order to save $1 a second on bandwidth.
…unveil their latest in weight saving snacking, the Diet Cola Bottle.
…read your mind in this paranormal prank.
…announce a new Hadron Collider to make its home around the circle line.
…redress West Hams Anne Summers sponsorship with a new pink stripped kit.
…posh politics gets physical, as Brown calls out Cameron.
…release a new app translating animals barks and bleats into English.
…employ the human touch, with personal ‘waves’.
…have been closed down due to government investigation.
…reveal that the iPad was just a big joke.
I think that’s enough.
There’s plenty more…
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