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B-ad placements

These two newspaper articles have been circulated today and they were met with some rapturous laughter, so I thought I had to share with all.

This is what I like to call a b-ad placement.

Look at his little face on this 'special' day.

Many are still laughing and I think I see tears.

Engrave Danger

So, this is how I see the conversation going:

CALLER: ‘Hi I’d like to purchase one of those iPod’s I’ve been hearing all about.’

(IRONIC) APPLE GENIUS: ‘OK Ma’am, would you like an iPod Nano, Shuffle, Touch or classic?’

CALLER: ‘The iPod touch please, yes definitely.’

GENIUS: ‘Excellent choice Madam, would that be 8GB, 32GB or 64GB?

CALLER: ‘Well I am treating myself… Go on, 64GB, it’s not often I get something so special.’

GENIUS: ‘And what would you like engraved on your 64GB iPod touch?’

CALLER: ‘Oh, no thanks.  I don’t want my iPod engraved.’

GENIUS: ‘Excellent madam, that’s £336.00 thank you.’

The very next day…

Alternatively they may have ordered online, in which case, it’s their own stupid fault for typing that in the text box.

Predator the Musical

They’ll lead you to believe this is a fan made video using clips from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1987 classic ‘Predator‘, but I happen to know otherwise.   John McTieran (director) actually based the film on Arnie’s year three university project ‘If it bleeds we can kill it’.  McTieran was so impressed with the production he used the entire cast (and some of the footage) from the early project.

I think Arnie is a man of more talents than we may ever know.

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