Blearily I rubbed my eyes, but the evidence was building up.  The press section could have been mock ups of Guardian articles but where was the sarccy tone.  I gulped as I realised this wasn’t a joke.

Becomeawag.com

This site allows wanting woman to almost audition to become a footballers wife (or girlfriend), for the paltry price of £20!

So what are you lucky ladies waiting for, enter what you’d most desire from your New-naldo and this site will hook you and your fantasy footballer up.  Genius.