Tagged: sex

Condom Ads

I’ve been working hard, and the moment I stop the idea of blogging exhausts me more, so here’s just something that’s been sitting on my desktop praying not to be deleted.

It’s the biggest advertising cliché but it’s a build up to the last ad, which actually did make me chuckle.

So enjoy, or don’t… I really do not care:

The Real mens room

Choose your-rinal

Big Dick's are a drag

HA! Sucker.

And here’s a nice little trailer for an advertising funded film about advertising funding, because it’s slightly apt:

Courtesy of CarbFreeCretins.

I hope you enjoyed this more than I didn’t.

This orange ad is Juicy!

This really had my jaw on the floor.  Not only because it’s almost embarrassingly sexy , not because I’m a prude or anything but I watched it at work and the boner didn’t go down at all well (if you know what I mean), but the WTF factor just gets better and better as the piece goes on.

Don’t enjoy this too much:

I know nothing about this ad, where it came from/when/why? But it does seem to go a long way to define seriously randumb.

How Dare Wii

OK, final post before the weekend, but I had to get this one out.

Although I don’t really think words can quite prepare one for the most recent game to hit the kids console.

Games night around the lads house may never be the same again.

HA!  I’ve just noticed that is has been created by the ironically titled UbiSoft.

Hot Property

This video incorporates some of my favourite things, puns, porn and property.

…Well, two out of three ain’t bad.

The video is unashamedly saucy, fun and tongue-in-cheek, but this amazing brand new contemporary home, really is sexy!

Architecturally designed to provide an interior space wrapped around the central water feature and alfresco dining it sets a mood perfect for entertaining.

Wired for sound with 4 separately controlled audio zones through the house and very practical media room, no expense has been spared.

Check out http://www.19bindaplace.com.au
For more information email: adrian@neoproperty.com.au
Or call +61 424 199 133

Model: Elle Polson
Photography: PlatinumHD.tv

WAG’s on WAG’s off

Blearily I rubbed my eyes, but the evidence was building up.  The press section could have been mock ups of Guardian articles but where was the sarccy tone.  I gulped as I realised this wasn’t a joke.


This site allows wanting woman to almost audition to become a footballers wife (or girlfriend), for the paltry price of £20!

So what are you lucky ladies waiting for, enter what you’d most desire from your New-naldo and this site will hook you and your fantasy footballer up.  Genius.